[Raistlfiren]

A computer walks into a bar and sits down to order a drink. The bartender looks over at him and says, “I’m sorry but we don’t serve computers here. You are going to have to leave.” The computer looks hurt but gets up to leave. A little while later, the same computer walks into the bar and sits down to order a drink. The bartender looks over and says, ”It’s like I told you before fella, we don’t serve computers here. You are going to have to go somewhere else.” The computer gets up and leaves. The computer goes down the street, installs itself with Windows 95, and walks back to the bar to order a drink. The bartender now clearly agitated says, ”Listen aren’t you the same computer I threw out of here twice today already?” The computer looks back and says, “Nope, I’m just a pile of crap!!”