You know your addicted to the internet when ?

[Mobo]

You Might Be Addicted to the Internet If...
1. .....tech support calls "you" for help.
2. .....someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL
3. ..... you watch t.v. with the closed caption turned on.
4. .....you have called out someone’s screen name while making love to
your significant other. (oops)
5. .....you keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang
out."
6. .....three words: Carpal tunnel syndrome
7. .....you want to meet a girl/guy and your first impulse is to turn on
your computer.
8. .....you’ve ever gotten onto an airplane just to meet somebody face
to face.
9. .....you have to get a second phone like just so you can call
Domino’s
10. .....you go into labor and you stop to type a special E-mail
letting everyone know you are going to be away.
11. .....you no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization,
or complete sentences.
12. .....you begin to say heh heh heh instead of laughing
13. .....when someone says "what did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!"
14. .....you find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the
middle of the night when your spouse is asleep.
15. .....you turn down the lights and close the blinds so people
won’t know you are on line again.
16. .....you know more about your AOL friends daily routines than you
do your own spouses.
17. .....you find yourself lying to others about your time on-line
and when they say your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook.
18. .....you tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying
too much instead of the truth. (on line all night)
19. .....your kids are standing at your side saying "mommy please
cook dinner" and you would rather type another "LOL"
20. .....you marry your cyberboyfriend and you both sit at your own
computers and chat to each other every night from across the room
21. .....you are doing things more and more that you swore you would
never, ever do when you first found chat.
22. .....you write a letter like this....."dear tom, hiyas! how r u
doing well i gotta go bbl !"
23. .....you smile sideways
24. .....you have a map on the wall with thumbtacks to mark where
people you have met are.
25. .....you look at an annoying person off-line and wish you had
your ignore button handy.
26. .....you bring a bag lunch and cooler to the computer in the
morning.
27. .....you use AOL lingo in everyday life (if you still have one
... hehehe)
28. .....you take a speed reading course to keep up with the
scrolling.
29. .....you wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get
on-line before you have your first cup of coffee (or glass of diet
Dr. pepper)
30. .....you have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake.
31. .....you have you computer set up so that it goes directly into
AOL’s welcome screen.
32. .....you wait 6 hours online for a certain "special" person to
come home from work.
33. .....you don’t know where the time has gone.
34. .....you end sentences with three (or more) periods while writing
letters in pen/pencil.
35. .....you get up at 2am to go to the bathroom but go turn on your
computer instead.
36. .....you spell things outloud instead of actually saying the word
outloud.
37. .....you don’t even notice anymore when someone has a typo
38. .....you stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno
and lemme
39. .....your voicemail/ans. mach. messages is "BRB, leave your s/n
and I will TTYL"
40. .....you type faster than you think.
41. .....you got your psychiatrist addicted to AOL too and are now
undergoing therapy in private rooms instead of at his office.
42. .....you can actually read and follow all the names of the cast
that scrolls up your tv-screen at the end of a movie.
43. .....there is absolutely no interesting chat in any room, yet you
don’t want to leave in case you miss something.
44. .....you double click on your TV remote.
45. .....you can now type over 70 wpm
46. .....you go into withdrawls during dinner
47. .....you spend at least 30 min. making sure you say goodbye to
everyone in a room.
48. .....you stop speaking in full sentences.
49. .....you have to be pryed from your computer with the
jaws-of-life.
50. .....you set your kitchen on fire while cooking because you
wanted to "check your mail" and while you were there, you "just
wanted to see who’s on."
51. .....you meet people from AOL in public and have no idea what
their real name is, so you call them by their s/n.