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You know your addicted to BF2 when...
You've Played Too much Battlefield when you say "LOL" instead of laughing when a friend makes a joke.
You have played too much battlefield when you press "K" before everything you type in instant messenger. you walk outside and see a police car driving by and the first thing that pops in your head is you finding yourself mentally calculating the Lead aim needed if you had a bazooka. someone drops a bottle on the ground and you think it sounds like a nade landing at your feet and you cringe in fear waiting for the explosion . U have a sudden urge to throw a nade into a dark room Mr. someone runs at you and you start jumping up and down and zigzagging to avoid them. You've played to much battlefield when you havent been out of your room in months. You know you've played too much battlefield when you start dreaming of playing the game and when someone shoots at you, you jump 3ft clear off your bed onto the floor to dodge it. ....when you drive past a flagpole and have an urge to drive over and cap it. ... when you tell your students they will be kicked and/or banned if they don't do their homework. You have played too much BF when go you to type, and your hands AUTOMATICALLY go to the 'W A S D' and mouse position. (happens all the time to me) You know you've played too much Battlefield when you start looking for good sniping spots as you walk to your next class across campus. You know you've played too much BF when you see a hummer drive by and shout "Tank Spotted" You know you've played too much BF when you're asked by your parents to do something and you reply with "Roger That!" you know you've played too much battlefield when you start signing things with the name you play with. you see a car parked, and u want to jump in it and go find a better one (tank). you can fly a chopper perfect, eat pizza or drink a beer, and talk on the fone at once, and still have the concentration to point out enemy armor. while driving you see the "enemy" and start to vere towards the old lady. ...You see someone get run over in traffic and think "bet he hits Page down" ...You watch war movies and think "they should mutiny their commander" You spend an hour on an empty server trying to master a chopper; you contemplate how many points u'd lose for Tking someone u work with.. ...when waiting to pick someone up you constantly beep the horn and yell "Get in!!" repeatedly then drive off just before they open the car door... You run around the bus stop like a mad man yelling "hey, I need a ride", "Gimme a ride", "Requesting a pickup".....In chinese! A simple job picking up milk at the local dairy ends with you snake crawling through people's bushes, spraying the dairy and the "MEC soldier dairy owner" with plastic assault rifle fire. ...when your car breaks down on the motor way and you run around yelling "requesting repairs", "need repairs here" and "need supply drop over here" over and over. Then you get pissed off and go looking in the bushes nearby to see if you missed something all the while muttering about mutiny under your breath... ...When a book hits the ground in school and you yell "Holy #$%^ an artillery strike! Duck and cover!" Meanwhile putting your hands over your head while protecting yourself! |
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lol.... And too think I made up that one :
...When a book hits the ground in school and you yell "Holy #$%^ an artillery strike! Duck and cover!" Meanwhile putting your hands over your head while protecting yourself! I didn't make up any others, but you know it is bad if that ever happens... It would be hilarius... Especailly ....when you drive past a flagpole and have an urge to drive over and cap it. LOL :P Great... Rat |
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