
01-27-2006, 07:49 AM
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Thinking outside the box
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Cape Breton
Posts: 4,574
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Catching the shoplifter
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?" |
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