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Top Ten Reasons You Know If You Have PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette. 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 5. Your using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-****. 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male. 8. You're counting down the days until menopause. 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 10. The Ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday. |
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![]() This was of course an invitation to an argument? PMS = Putting Up with Men's Stuff And if men had to have children there would be none, we'd be a barren planet. If men had to endur PMS again it would be a barren planet, no one would have survived all the 'postal' they would have wrought. Even notice that all women's problems begin with MEN MEN opause MEN strual cycle There are more, but I just got over my PMS and my hormones are only beginning to balance back, check back in a few days....
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